Dear supporters of the Tigers – dear followers of the Giants –
As a lifelong Pittsburgh Pirates partisan, I am prepared to offer my unique fan gifts to the team of whoever makes me the best offer.
Why should this appeal to you? Quite simple – the Pirates have won every World Series in which they have appeared since I have been a fan.
Granted they don’t get there often – granted they have not had a winning season since 1992 – BUT – when they make it to the Big Dance, I can get them home.
For the right offer – and I have no idea what that would be, but give it a go – I will lend my support, with its unparalleled record of World Series victories, to your team.
Let the bidding begin.
See you along the Trail.